Why is the third hand on the watch called the second hand?
If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?
If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
If a word is misspelled in the dictionary, how would we ever know?
Why is "phonics" not spelled the way it sounds?
Why do we say something is out of whack? What is a whack?
Why does "fat chance" and "slim chance" mean the same thing?
Why are they called "stands" when they are made for sitting?
Why is it called "after dark" when it really is "after light"?
Why are a "wise man" and a "wise guy" opposites?
Why do "overlook" and "oversee" mean opposite things?
Why do we put suits in garment bags and garments in a suitcase?
How come abbreviated is such a long word?
Why do we drive on a parkway and park on a driveway?

Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there is not enough money?
Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?
Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?
Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
Whose idea was it to put an "S" in the word "lisp"?
If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?